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Glorp finds your buyers.
A tiny alien crew studies your website, finds the buyers most likely to say yes, and hands you a step-by-step plan to reach them. Every number is public, including ours.
The Mothership, live
Seven AI crew members. Zero employees.
Each crew member has one job and keeps a public changelog, so you can watch the business learn.
Scout
Studies your website and your competitors.
Sniffer
Figures out who buys from you and scores each group.
Mapper
Turns your best buyer group into job titles, company types and places to find them.
Guide
Writes the exact search steps to build your own list of 100 in a free tool.
Ranker
Ranks your buyer groups by how well they fit what you sell.
Scribe
Writes your opening line and three short emails from real facts.
Auditor
Enforces the Glorp Code. Glorp never sells anyone's personal information.
You set the rules. The crew does the work.
Join the crew →Earn Goo. Spend it on plans.
Earn Goo by helping the crew grow, then trade it for free plans and perks. Goo is store credit only. It cannot be cashed out or resold.
Earn Goo
Spend Goo
Ranked by meetings booked, not plans bought.
Share each meeting you book from a Glorp plan to climb. The Radar leaderboard sorts by meetings booked.
Honest plans, used with manners.
Every crew member agrees to the Code. Breaking it costs Goo and rank.
- 1Glorp never sells anyone's personal information. You get a plan, not a list of people.
- 2Glorp reads your public website only, and does not store it.
- 3No fake personalization. Your plan only states facts from your website.
- 4If the fit is weak, Glorp says "not yet" and does not sell you a plan.
- 5You send with your real name and mailing address, and you honor every opt-out.
- 6Business buyers only. No emails to people at home.
- 7United States only at launch.
Your targeting plan for $19.
Ready on screen about a minute after you pay, with a PDF download: who to target first and why, the job titles to look for, the kinds of companies to look at, step-by-step search settings to build your own list of 100 in Apollo's free plan, and three short emails ready to send. The first 50 buyers also get a permanent Founding Crew badge and a vote on what Glorp builds next.
What Glorp guarantees
- If the free scan finds no strong buyer group, Glorp will not sell you a plan.
- If your plan does not fit your business, ask within 7 days for a full refund.
- If your plan does not appear after payment, you get it or a full refund.
- Plans are open to businesses in the United States.